Planning a trip to Bangkok? FUCK YEAH! On a tight budget? No problem, I got you covered! This post is for you whore mongers out there on a budget. All this advice is FREE seeing that you need to stretch every last baht as far as it will get you.
The Cheapest Sex in Bangkok
If you are looking to bust your nut in Bangkok it’s going to cost 1,000 baht. You might be able to get sex cheaper then this but just expect to pay 1,000 a pop. Anything less then that is rare and the chick will most likely be a shagged out old skank with too much make up. Not my idea of a party.
OK let’s get into the details. I think the best value for draining your balls in Bangkok is the blow job bars. These are great establishments where you can get your pole smoked for 700-800 baht. I usually tip a few hundred so that brings the total price to 1,000 baht.
I think that’s a great deal considering you can find some real talent in these places. You can choose between an old pro or a pretty young teen. No condoms are used and they will keep on sucking until you blast your load into their mouth. It’s a wonderful experience.
My favorite blowjob bar in Bangkok is Kasalong. Read that review sometime if you’re interested.
OK so blowjobs are fun but maybe you want more… Maybe you want to have a night of wild sex with a sexy young Thai slut. I hear you man… Then your next best option is a freelancer.
Freelance prostitutes work completely independent. Meaning, they don’t work at a bar or a gogo. You wont have to pay a bar fine for them and the rates are always negotiable.
Note: Just because a girl is a freelancer doesn’t mean she’s some old toothless crack whore. In fact, some of the sexiest hookers I banged in Bangkok were freelancers I met in nightclubs. Some of these girls are solid 9’s and 10’s. One was so fine I licked her pussy and ass for an hour… Blame that on the Tequila.
Where To Meet Cheap Sexy Freelance Hookers in Bangkok
They are everywhere but hot spots are the night clubs around lower Sukhumvit Road. I like Climax on Soi 11. Levels on Soi 11. Insanity on Soi 12. Hillary 2 on Soi 4. There are some “good girls” that hang around these clubs but most of the girls you see partying here late night are for sale. Read my guide on how to tell if a Thai girl is a hooker.
A few other places I should mention is the German Beer House on Soi 5 and Thermae on Sukhumvit Road around Soi 15. The girls are usually older in these places and I prefer the nightclubs.
What I like about freelance hookers is they are often very hot, usually willing to go cheap and you can find some really fun girls. Many are just part time hookers.
Meaning, they go to college or work a day job. At night they go out with their friends and party. If they meet a nice guy they will go home with him. She may charge, she may not…
I’ve paid freelance hookers for sex and then became friends with them after. I’m still in touch with one actually. When I go out to party in Bangkok she is always happy to come meet me. I buy her drinks all night and she ends up in my bed getting plowed from behind. No payment involved.
Another great place to meet freelance hookers is on Soi Nana. There’s always a group of whores standing in front of the Nana Hotel. Some of these girls are so young and cute it’s unbelievable that they sell their pretty little pussies on that filthy street. Some could be working in the top GoGos if they wanted. But hey, I guess it’s good for us.
I usually sit across the street at Big Dog Bar and scope out the line up. When I spot one I like I will walk over and say – short time 1,000? They always say OK let’s go! Good value in my opinion.
Last time I was in Bangkok I pulled a super cute 23 year old off the street. She agreed to 1,000 baht short time but we ended up drinking and partying all night. She stayed with me all night until the next afternoon. In fact, I had to kick her out and say I had an appointment. She wanted to stay all day!
She called me every day that week and spent many nights with me “long time” and never asked for money. I would always hand her a 1,000 baht but she never asked. I wanted to be clear we weren’t dating… This chick really liked me… But you know a real player doesn’t love these hoes!
The point is, many of these freelance chicks are cute fun girls who just need some extra cash. If you are a clean cut, charming gentleman who stays in shape then you can have a sexy young Thai girl spending the night in your bed for very cheap.
If you put in a little effort you can get sex for FREE by picking up girls online! Read my post about how to hook up with Thai chicks for free. Also, how to make the perfect online dating profile.
Online dating is the BEST way to get free pussy in Asia, but it takes more time then just grabbing a girl by the arm and saying “1,000 baht short time?” If you only have a few days in Bangkok then skip the bullshit and enjoy the naughty nightlife.Read More